Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on
- me in class: wait what happened
- me in class: what do we do
- me in class: what do we write
- me in class: when's the test
- me in class: what is this
- me in class: how do you do this
- me in class: what
probably your worst flaw
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.
I wish Black Widow was sung by Nicki and Rihanna instead of their knockoffs.